Things you may not know about me...
- Lindsey is the world's tallest woman.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lindsey.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Lindsey!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Lindsey!
- A thimbleful of Lindsey would weigh over 100 million tons!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Lindsey.
- During severe windstorms, Lindsey may sway several feet to either side.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lindsey and water!
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Lindsey is the victim.
- Red Lindsey at night, shepherd's delight. Red Lindsey at morning, shepherd's warning.
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